Attorney General Terry Goddard, half of Arizona’s Thelma and Louise, “officially” became a candidate for Governor today. To this point, he has remained mum on how he would solve the state’s massive fiscal crisis. Not only has he stayed silent on any budget recommendations, but to this point, he has also taken a pass on Proposition 100. This inaction has inspired us to have a photo caption contest for this “official candidate photo.”

Ladies, look at your husband NOW LOOK BACK AT ME! I’m on a horse.
I got this jacket after the first time I lost for Governor.
I look as ridiculous on this horse as I would on the 9th floor.
Well, he is wearing a black hat.
It’s much easier to ride the horse in the direction it is going…but you have to know what the direction is first…horse and rider are both clearly confused.
“Sorry we’re late! Did we miss something?”
Well, he is wearing a black hat.